This is Kisses.  
She’s my daughter’s toy poodle.  
She doesn’t bark. She doesn’t bite (but she will growl and snap at Breaker, The Man’s Rottweiler when he keeps trying to lick her hooha).  She loves EVERYBODY (until they start getting on her nerves).  She abhors going outside in the rain. She hates bows.  And she follows me everywhere because I am her Alpha, even though my daughter is her owner.  
For years, I have expressed that she is good for pretty much NOTHING.  Until today.
Today, she went and stood in …